6.24.2009

Now you can hold your drink, foodstuffs, and still scratch your groin!

Introducing the "Go Plate" - it fits over cans, bottles, or even solo cups for those real classy summer parties.

I think it's wonderful. You can get them here.

6.16.2009

Strong Island

I'm not sure whether to laugh or to... actually, it's pretty clear-cut. These are the biggest bunch of effing morons I've ever seen.

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6.15.2009

Stop your bitching

Your life is not nearly as difficult as you'd like to believe.

Fantastic inspiration for a Monday morning.






6.10.2009

You show him, Preppy

Surprisingly hilarious - I love you, Zack.

6.09.2009

Graaaaandpa

You wily ol' devil, you.
























The doors to a Center City bank swung open yesterday morning, and in shuffled trouble.

It's likely that at first, no one was intimidated by the presence of the man with the hunched shoulders, flat-brimmed baseball cap and large, dark sunglasses.

But within seconds, the awful truth was apparent inside the Citizens Bank at 20th and Market streets: They were in the presence of the rarest of criminals - an elderly bandit.

The thief, a white man who FBI officials said is "in his 60s, maybe 70s," struck at 9:34 a.m., when he handed a pillowcase to a bank teller and demanded cash.

The teller complied. FBI officials said the bandit fled on foot, and soon sported the fruits of his labor across his brown shirt - stains from an exploding dye pack that was hidden inside his stolen loot.

Surveillance images were released also showing the thin, 5-foot-11 crook - who wore khaki pants and brown, Timberland-style boots - as he entered the bank and then collected his pillowcase full of cash.

"Clearly, this was unusual," said an FBI spokesman, Special Agent J.J. Klaver. "He was on the older side of what we usually see."

Since 2006, the FBI has arrested just one bank robber who was in his 60s or 70s.

Typically, FBI agents are hunting for thieves who are in their 30s, Klaver noted.

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Oh, Jeremy Piven

This role looks like a real stretch for him...

Either way, it should prove to be hilarious.

6.05.2009

6.04.2009

Poor Cheeze

Unfortunately, Cheeze was placed under arrest last night by two officers in West Virginia. While the specifics remain unclear, this amateur video captured proceedings. I hope he is able to post bail.

6.03.2009

6.02.2009

Nothing to do with The Hangover

Yet still hilarious.

More pleasing to the eye than, say, an old hopscotch game (Cheeze's favorite)

"Julian Beever is an English artist who is famous for his art on the pavements of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium. Its peculiarity? Beever gives his drawings an anamorphosis view, his images are drawn in such a way which gives them three dimensionality when viewing from the correct angle."

This guy truly is ridiculous. Have a butcher's at some of the cooler ones below.



6.01.2009

Sir Charles doesn't play by anybody's rules

Not even his own.

Barkley being a clownshoe - shocker.