Our love for Arrested Development here at AU knows no bounds. If, for whatever reason, you never watched the show, that's okay - the DVDs are the best investment you'll ever make. On the other hand, if you've watched AD and don't care for it, please fling yourself off the roof of the nearest 10+ floor structure.
It is the single greatest television show of all time. Enjoy a clip, why don't you?
Congratulations, reader. For the first time in our storied history, the poll results concur with my voting. I know for a fact that Cheeze voted the other way, namely because he is constantly sending me links to the hottest new beach-themed apparel that Hollister has to offer, presumably seeking my approval. Not only that, but his life partner, Reginald, is horribly averse to lacrimation.
Give me tears. I'll gladly shed them in lieu of entering this ridiculous place.
So Fox Soccer Channel has this show called Fan Zone, where they show a replay of a recently played match, but rather than listening to the commentators, you get an unbelievably biased, maniacal supporter of each team providing the play-by-play. Needless to say, their heavy accents and general outrageousness make for fantastic television.
This past weekend was especially grand as your author's squad sealed an incredible away victory at the home of Manchester United, to the tune of 4-1. Because I hate United and this makes me smile, below is the reaction of the respective fans during the critical moments. High comedy.
If you hurry to the store, you can procure all the necessary items to make the following creation before lunchtime. As always, these eating disorder-inducing meals are courtesy of ThisIsWhyYou'reFat.com.
Meet the Porkgasm. Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.
I'd imagine this is what your intestines look like.
Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, this blog will be written under the impression that the reader enjoys good music, good film, good sports, and just about everything else we deem awesome.
Lemmings
About the Authors
Pursuant to the provisions of Virginia’s Megan’s Law, Cheeze must inform you and yours that he has recently moved into the neighborhood. He prefers his prophylactics to be cut extra slim and his wizard's magical powers to be plentiful. Favorite albums include Matchbox 20’s award-winning debut, “Yourself or Someone Like You” and Baha Men's smash hit "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
B Harris is most definitely his parents' son. He gets those dashing good looks from his father, who, as one would naturally assume, hails from Easter Island. His mother, God bless her, took it upon herself to raise him to be the daughter she never had, which is evidenced by his general demeanor. Malcolm and Roberta are the main reasons B Harris has become the (wo)man he is today. On a side note, the rash has temporarily gone into remission. The Doc said, and I quote "don't hold your awful breath."
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