Alfie, you wily bastard

This is Alfie Patten, aged 13. This is also Alfie's family. No, not his sisters, nor babysitters, nor classmates.

It's Alfie with his girlfriend and daughter.

This lad decided to get his girlfriend, Chantelle (aged 15), preggers. When I was 13 I was more concerned with hiding my frequent erections during Algebra I. But Alfie decided that the ripe old age of 13 was perfect for fatherhood. To put this in perspective, the child (Masie Roxanne - glorious name!) could be in 4th grade with Alfie still at university.

Here's the story. You'll scarsely find a more touching story of love that knows no boundaries.