It's generally a good rule of thumb to ignore mass, forwarded emails from you mother when thinking of blog fodder, but this was particularly adorable.
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B Harris is most definitely his parents' son. He gets those dashing good looks from his father, who, as one would naturally assume, hails from Easter Island. His mother, God bless her, took it upon herself to raise him to be the daughter she never had, which is evidenced by his general demeanor. Malcolm and Roberta are the main reasons B Harris has become the (wo)man he is today. On a side note, the rash has temporarily gone into remission. The Doc said, and I quote "don't hold your awful breath."
B Harris is most definitely his parents' son. He gets those dashing good looks from his father, who, as one would naturally assume, hails from Easter Island. His mother, God bless her, took it upon herself to raise him to be the daughter she never had, which is evidenced by his general demeanor. Malcolm and Roberta are the main reasons B Harris has become the (wo)man he is today. On a side note, the rash has temporarily gone into remission. The Doc said, and I quote "don't hold your awful breath."
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