Lunch!

If you hurry to the store, you can procure all the necessary items to make the following creation before lunchtime. As always, these eating disorder-inducing meals are courtesy of ThisIsWhyYou'reFat.com.










Meet the Porkgasm. Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.

I'd imagine this is what your intestines look like.