Identity Theft Is Not A Joke, Jim

It has gotten to the point where I can't even pop in my Dawson's Creek DVDs when B Harris is around because I can't stomach the squealing or the lipstick marks on my TV screen.

I am waiting impatiently for the day when they come out with Mighty Ducks: The Musical, so B Harris can fulfill his lifelong dreams of becoming Joshua Jackson and being on Broadway.

(If we could just get him a fake ID, I think it would work.)















As president of the fan club, B Harris wanted me to remind you to join here please.