Best Text from last night ever.

773): I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.



I wish it had been me who sent that text. Some people are just too creative for their own good.


And this one seems like it was written about B Harris...

(301): He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.