This has been touched upon other places on the web, but it makes me laugh, so I wanted to post about it. The surprising thing is that it was written by a woman.
Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, this blog will be written under the impression that the reader enjoys good music, good film, good sports, and just about everything else we deem awesome.
Lemmings
About the Authors
Pursuant to the provisions of Virginia’s Megan’s Law, Cheeze must inform you and yours that he has recently moved into the neighborhood. He prefers his prophylactics to be cut extra slim and his wizard's magical powers to be plentiful. Favorite albums include Matchbox 20’s award-winning debut, “Yourself or Someone Like You” and Baha Men's smash hit "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
B Harris is most definitely his parents' son. He gets those dashing good looks from his father, who, as one would naturally assume, hails from Easter Island. His mother, God bless her, took it upon herself to raise him to be the daughter she never had, which is evidenced by his general demeanor. Malcolm and Roberta are the main reasons B Harris has become the (wo)man he is today. On a side note, the rash has temporarily gone into remission. The Doc said, and I quote "don't hold your awful breath."
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