Oh drunkeness

I would imagine that a good portion of you are already aware of this site. It came to my attention by way of the high definite. But, in case you haven't had the privilege, you should visit http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ for some good, light reading.

Here are some of my favorites so far...

(617): yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
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(818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
(770): I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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(201): i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
(914): please be gone before i get back