On a more serious note.

We here at AU know that the blog is full of jokes and crap and such. I hope that you don't take it too seriously, because I know I do. Most things are usually tongue-in-cheek and are meant for amusement; they do not reflect our true sentiments.

But today, I wanted to make an exception to this unspoken rule and congratulate B Harris on his engagement last night. I wish him a long and happy life, full of laughter and big-headed babies. I can't wait to get sloshed and throw up in a potted plant at his wedding reception. Or even better, the ceremony.