Conversation

me: did you go to the office

B Harris: yea...after getting my oiled changed, having my toilet overflow, then sitting in traffic

me: ha
was it your fault

B Harris: yea, too much TP and wipes
it was a sloppy one

me: well
you should have just used your boxers
that is where it'll end up anyways

B Harris: i'm wearing all-white boxers right now.
talk about living dangerously

me: worst thing for you

B Harris: ever

me: So.
I am going to post that little conversation