Impossible is the Opposite of Possible

In October 2006, Yale University student Aleksey Vayner applied for a job with UBS AG. That's cool, people apply for jobs all the time, myself included. Apparently we all missed the memo about what should really be included in applications. Cover letter and resume only? Scoff. A big, swinging D produces the following to prospective employers:

Cover letter

Resume: One and a half page

Writing Sample: Eight pages

A glamour shot

Seven-minute video that features the following feats (in order):

o Interview: gives advice for achieving life goals

o Bench press: 495 pounds (225 kilograms)

o Downhill skiing: with jumps

o Tennis serve: 140 miles per hour (225 km/h or 63 m/s)

o Ballroom dancing: with female dancer

o Karate chop: seven bricks broken

The video resume is below. Please watch whilst keeping in mind that this ass-clown is 100% serious.

Awesome. What's more awesome is Michael Cera's parody.

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