Newspaper Headlines for the Next Four Years

As Cheeze mentioned below, and as I’m sure you’re more than aware, Tiger Woods will be sworn in as the 44^th and first black president of the United States momentarily. Wait. What’s that? Forgive me – Barack Obama will be sworn in.

Given this momentous occasion, change is sure to be ushered in across the landscape of all our lives; nowhere will this be more apparent, however, than in headlines.

A rather tongue-in-cheek view into the future…

Charles Barkley Fires Final-Round 62 to Win Masters.

Popeye's Stock Still On the Rise!

Purple Drink is Country's New Favorite Soda.

Watermelon: The New Cash Crop.

Obama Family Dog Remains Undefeated at Bad Newz Kennels.

Tyler Perry Wins Record 10th Academy Award.

40s: The New Kings of Beer?

Brian Williams to Anchor BET’s Surging "Nightly News."

Middle East Leaders Convene at Local BBQ to Continue Peace Talks.

Basketball Usurps Baseball as National Pastime.

Lebron James Unanimously Voted Mayor of Cleveland.