Some new terminology from the Brits.
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but it wasn't
A Cuban - needed one more revolution
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another
A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson - got away with it
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Michael Jackson - gradually fading
A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Brazilian - Shaves both sides of the hole
A Jeb Bush--too far to the right, out of play
A Nancy Pelosi-too far left, clueless on how to get home from there
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