Just For Golfers

Some new terminology from the Brits.

A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but it wasn't

A Cuban - needed one more revolution

An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another

A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

A Rodney King - over-clubbed

An O.J. Simpson - got away with it

A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

A Michael Jackson - gradually fading

A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

A Brazilian - Shaves both sides of the hole

A Jeb Bush--too far to the right, out of play

A Nancy Pelosi-too far left, clueless on how to get home from there

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