If you call it beirut, I hope you get the herp

According to the Daily Collegian, undoubtedly the most reputable of all online publications, the playing of beer pong by humans aged 17-21 has led to a steady, and rather unbelievable rise in herpes. Not just any rise, but upwards of 230-percent.

This study may or may not have been conducted by the nerds who keep losing to me in pong, and want the game's popularity to wane to the point where Dungeons and Dragons becomes choice No. 1 (and not just in Cheeze's mom's basement).

Read all about it here, and color me skeptical.

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